Science, Bitches!

I’m no scientist, but here’s what scientists say. You can either put your faith in them, or in the magic genies that were invented thousands of years ago by, let’s face it, really ignorant people.

Some of this stuff is from comedians, but frankly, I also give significantly more credence to their insights than I do the magic genies.

And some others are my own information-based opinions. 

Also more credible than the idea that "a magic genie did it."

Enjoy...