This is just another post of random observations I've made going back the last two months or so.
Enjoy...
Christine
"I'm Not A Witch" O'donnell has endorsed Willard Romney for
President, explaining, "...he's been consistent since he changed his
mind..."
I
didn't think the circus could get any more fun.
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Newt
Gingrich (actually pronounced Ging*rick – but from years of Georgia southerners
pronouncing it wrong, he just started pronouncing it that way as well) had once
thought really bringing back dinosaurs like in Jurassic Park would be a good
idea, claiming it would be "one of the most spectacular accomplishments in
human history."
And
that was before his 'energy efficient outer space mirrors reflecting sunlight
instead of having street lights at night' idea - like in James Bond: Die
Another Day.
AND
he believes in establishing a permanent lunar colony to mine the Moon's
resources - like in James Bond: Moonraker. (what resources?)
AND
has a theory that our enemies will use an electromagnetic pulse to destroy
America - like in James Bond: Golden Eye.
And
Republicans think Newt is the "big idea guy." He's just copying
Reagan's Alzheimer-influenced style of getting all his moronic ideas from
movies.
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11/8/11
Election news grab bag:
Georgia's
religious standard-enforcing blue laws banning Sunday alcohol sales begin their
inevitable crumbling.
Maine
prevents Republican voter-suppression.
Ohio
recalls Republican union-stripping law.
Mississippi
prevents Republican pro-life super-duper-ultra-über extremism that goes as far
as banning abortion, making almost all forms of birth control illegal and
allowing a woman to be prosecuted for murder for having a miscarriage.
Seriously.
North
Carolina Democrats regained control of the school board and will reverse the
racist Republicans' re-segregation of schools.
Michigan
State Representative Paul Scott (R) was voted out for reasons like voting to
cut K-12 education funding, adding a tax to pensions and going after teachers.
Arizona
Senate President and Nazi and author of racist "Papers, Please" law,
Russell Pearce (R) was voted to go fuck himself.
Kentucky
Governor, Steve Beshear (D) won a second term in office.
Kentucky
Attorney General, Jack Conway (D) beat Republican challenger Todd P'Pool
despite his glowing endorsements from Sarah "Redcoats Ain't Takin' Mah
Guns" Palin, Mike "Rewriting History The Christian Way It Should Have
Happened" Huckabee and Rudy "Nine Eleven" Giuliani.
Washington
state voted that alcohol can be sold in grocery stores.
Iowa
Democrats kept control of the Senate and will prevent Republicans from
repealing same-sex marriage.
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Before
dropping out of the Presidential race on Dec 3, I pondered:
When
speaking at a press conference, does Herman Cain know that Herman Cain is
Herman Cain and Herman Cain doesn't have to talk about Herman Cain as if Herman
Cain is not right there talking about Herman Cain?
Or
is Herman Cain talking about a different Herman Cain?
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Michele
Bachmann said in the 1,263rd Debate Island episode on Dec. 16 that PolitiFact
said everything she said was true. Um, it must be 'Opposite Day' in that vacuous
skull chamber since they judge practically EVERYTHING she says as false. Maybe
'Opposite Life.' You can go online and actually check it. Why do politicians
not grasp this concept that everything is recorded and researchable?
And
Willard Romney said in the 1,263rd Debate Island episode on Dec. 16 that Obama
shrunk the size of our military. That would be true if he didn't INCREASE the
size of our military. 'Opposite Day' in that head, too? No. Every day is
'Pander Day' in that head. And again – recorded and researchable.
Can
Republicans EVER say the truth? About ANYTHING?
I wish Republican Clown
season never ended.
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Pandering
to everyone every time you speak can get difficult. Remember when you used to
have to wait a few years or at the very least for the next campaign stop to
hear Willard Romney contradict his previous stance on an issue, depending on
the audience? Well, apparently Willard is getting tired of tailoring his
speeches to each crowd and is instead only writing one speech (or only one speech
is written for him). Check out this contradiction in one step.
Kevin
Bacon, you got nothin' on Willard:
Romney,
on the Iraq war ending, "Leon Panetta, the secretary of defense,
communicated that we were going to have a presence in Iraq going forward. That
that was part of our objective and this President has failed to deliver.
They were unable to
negotiate a status agreement to allow 10,000, 20,000, 30,000 troops to remain,
which I think is a failure in the part of the administration.
But is the wind-down
in Iraq appropriate? Yes."
I
love it. The very next sentence. Obama failed and his actions were appropriate.
I really wish this
season of Republican Island would never end.
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The
$20 billion per year federal tax subsidy for the completely useless product,
ethanol, expired on Saturday, Dec 31, 2011 after 30 years.
Now
what will Iowa do with corn? I mean, what use is there for corn other than to
make an unnecessary gasoline additive?
At
least we can funnel the $20 billion into other corporations for a change. You
know, to corporations that really need it. Like oil or something.
And
speaking of Iowa - check this out...
Props to Iowa.
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Seeing
Mitt Romney out in public talking to people is very reassuring. It shows that
Cyberdyne Systems has a very long time before they invent a realistic robot
that can interact unnoticed among people.
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"I
am tired of the elite media protecting Barack Obama by reporting all the
hypocritical, self-serving, sanctimonious, holier-than-thou,
economy-destroying, voter-suppressing, job-obstructing, corporate
profit-protecting, middle class-destroying, civil rights-preventing,
government-increasing, big government intruding, debt-increasing policies that
we Republicans keep implementing." - paraphrasing what Newt Gingrich said
at the South Carolina debate last week
"It is appalling
for you people in the media to attack my personal life less vigorously than the
way I attacked President Clinton's personal life." - again paraphrasing
Sanctimonious Douchebag Gingrich
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Newt Gingrich said:
"By the end of my
second term, we will have the first permanent base on the moon. And it will be
American."
"...When we have
13,000 Americans living on the moon they can petition to become a State."
Yay America. He didn't
add "freedom," "guns," "liberty," family
values" or "Jesus" at any point to really, REALLY get the crowd
in Florida going, though.
After being called 'grandiose'
regarding this infantile moon colony notion, Newtonian J. Dingleberry Esq. III
compared himself to Lincoln, the Wright brothers and Kennedy - as if that
explains anyfuckingthing.
I think we should
build a winter retreat space station 100 miles from the sun. You think that is
grandiose? Well, Lincoln wanting to free the slaves was grandiose. I believe
that clearly rationalizes what I said.
My question to the
moon colony idea is - Why? What is the purpose? Apparently, so it belongs to
America. Which, it can't. Also, he believes we could mine the Moon for its
resources. How, exactly, would that work? It would cost billions upon billions
of dollars to do it. Unless we bring back trillions upon trillions of dollars
worth of rocks, and somehow lower the cost of decontaminating said rocks, I’m
pretty sure Earth has enough rocks.
And using the Moon for
a launching platform to other planets is never going to be cost-effective by
2020. NASA estimates that could maybe possibly happen in another 50 years. I guess Newty has a
genius plan to cut 42 years off that estimate.
How is anybody taking
this fucking moron seriously?
Hey Republicans, where
are the fucking jobs?
Fucking Moon State.
North Moonolina.
Christ.
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"Newt Gingrich is
an idiot of great renown. I'll give him that. There is something so hopelessly
gross and vile about him that it's hard to take him seriously, so let's not
take him seriously." - Maurice Sendak in an interview with Stephen Colbert
Good day.
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