TBF: Stupid Fucking Asshole Edition

I limited this collection of idiocy to around 2,000 words. You should thank me.

Hey, it’s got pictures!

Enjoy…

The utterly disgusting tenure of George W. Bush pushed this racist country far enough to actually vote for a black guy as President. I hope Willard Mittens Romney is elected as our next one. After four hilariously heinous years of that incompetent sociopathic robot clusterfuck as President that would usher in an era dwarfing the Great Depression, a Republican will NEVER be elected again. Except by stupid fucking assholes. Which, unfortunately, number in the tens of millions.

Oh, good. Because of the conspiratorial lies of stupid fucking asshole Republicans like Michele Bachmann and Glenn Beck (emphasis on ‘stupid,’ ‘fucking’ and ‘assholes’), Egyptians think the U.S. secretly funded the Muslim Brotherhood's "takeover" of Egypt. These stupid fucking assholes are un-American and do nothing but harm America with their stupidity.

Rachel Maddow: Conspiracy-minded American right mistaken as credible overseas

On a completely related note, Louie Gohmert, Trent Franks, Thomas Rooney and Lynn Westmorelandand - led by the Queen of Dipshits, Michele Bachmann - have decided to attack Huma Abedin, a top aide to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who is Muslim, for no reason other than she's Muslim. Hooray for 1950's McCarthyism. Bachmann is so much of a stupid fucking asshole that many Republicans are even telling her she's a stupid fucking asshole.

The Daily Show: Smear and Loathing

Bachmann is losing friends fast

Top Republicans denounce attack on Clinton aide

Penn State students were protecting the Joe Paterno statue. Yay! Football is so much more important than covering up child rape! Go, football! Stupid fucking assholes.

The statue was taken down.

Rot, Paterno.

Just read an article about an insect from south central Europe being found in Idaho for the first time. Here are some of the comments...

-Why spend money on an investigation as to how they got here? Who cares? They are here. We should be investigating why our government wastes money and does not work for us. That is what bugs me

-They came here for the welfare Obama offers just like the Mexicans they will vote Obama in november!

-Lol. After reading some of the comments I'm beginning to think this is an article about Mexican illegal immigrants. Not sure which is worse; bugs or them.

-How about we shut our borders and let little pests like these and bedbugs stay elsewhere.

-We call them illegal immigrants, they come in here like geese in the middle of the night and our government is holding the flash light.

-Another example of how we need a better border patrol.

-Do we have to provide free healthcare and education for their offspring?

-This is a typical Obama trick, to let more "foreigners" secretly into the country. I understand these pests migrated to Europe, but were originally from Kenya.

-"Federal authorities will take the lead role in investigating how the insects got to the U.S. and how they might spread".

Yeah, right. Federal authorities won't take the lead role in investigating how illegal aliens got in the U.S. and how they spread and the damage they're causing but they want to track a three quarter inch bug that's appears fairly harmless. How ironic.

Why are there so many stupid fucking assholes in America?

George Zimmerman said that when he murdered unarmed Trayvon Martin who was doing nothing wrong, simply walking home from 7-11, it must have been a part of God’s plan. So, he’s using the “It wasn’t me. God’s a stupid fucking asshole and I have no control over what he makes me do in his name” defense? Stupid fucking asshole.

So, gay people are allowed to join the military, fight and die for our country, but not join the Boy Scouts. Am I understanding this correctly?

Is it because they think gay men will make sexual gestures toward the scouts? If so, shouldn’t straight women not allowed to be Den Mothers for the very same reason? If that’s not the reason, then what could possibly be the bigoted reason? Stupid fucking assholes run the Boy Scouts.

“You people?” Yes, über-millionaires are SO in touch with the common American. Or – they are out-of-touch stupid fucking assholes.

How about producing just one bit of actual relevant unflip-flopped information regarding your robot-husband so the American people can make what is known as an informed opinion. As of right now, our informed opinions are based on what he’s hiding and his 37 different stances on every issue. And all the jobs he has shut down in America and shipped overseas for higher personal profit.

What is in his tax returns that he’s also hiding?

Aside from that idiotic “you people” comment, Ann Romney had this to say about Mittens: “You should really look at where Mitt has led his life and where he’s been financially. He’s a very generous person. We give 10% of our income to our church every year. Do you think that is the kind of person that is trying to hide things or do things? No. He is so good about it.”

So, we should look at his finances without him releasing them to us? That makes sense, Mrs. Robot. And I totally believe your word that you give 10% of your income to your church – since you have given no proof in the form of tax returns. And I’m supposed to be impressed by your donations to a church that pumps millions into anti-gay legislation? Wait, did you say ‘income?’ Didn’t Mittens just a few months ago say he was unemployed while pandering to actually unemployed people who don’t have hundreds of millions in the bank and untold millions more hidden in secret bank accounts not in America for purposes of tax evasion?

Being the way out-of-touch über-millionaire that you are, you must think we uneducated common folk are stupid fucking assholes to believe your nonsensical, contradictory bullshit.

And did you think we couldn’t figure this out, Mrs. Robot, on the reason why Mittens isn’t releasing any more tax returns than the one partial 2010 return he already released: “Because there are so many things that will be open again for more attack and you just want to give more material for more attack and that’s really – that’s just the answer.”

What my uneducated ears hear is this: “There’s a lot of shifty shit in those tax returns we don’t want anyone to know about.” What could it be? Did Mittens ever pay NO taxes? Does he make a shit-ton MORE money than we think? How many tax shelters is he hiding his money in? How long did Mittens actually work at Bain? What?

Republicans, Democrats and everyone in between have all released their tax returns when running for President. They have rarely been used for political shit before. You are blowing this up to massive conspiratorial proportions by being secretive stupid fucking assholes. Release them. Although, I think at this point, you’re fucked even if there’s nothing in them. Except for the obvious fact that the only reason not to release them is because there most definitely IS something in them.

I’m sure there’s nothing illegal in those returns, just stuff that will shed a bright light on how much incredibly easier it is for rich people to keep more money than it is for the hard-working poor. Because the wealthy are protected at the cost of the poor. That’s how our system is set up.

Pay close attention to what Chris Hayes says at minute 9…

The Last Word: Ann Romney explains tax return secrecy

This has been making the rounds:

Sounds nice, ay?

It’s true “Silent Cal’s” laissez-faire administration led to the extremely prosperous Roaring Twenties with such non-interference policies as removing taxes for everyone in the U.S. except for the top 2% richest. It’s also true that the Coolidge administration practically removed all corporate regulations, allowing them to wildly prosper. Money money money money money.

And it is also true that this fantastically prosperous 1920’s was a completely unsustainable bubble that didn’t just pop, if fucking exploded into the Great Depression. An event that Coolidge admitted he had some responsibility for creating by “avoiding the big problems.”

And those virtually unregulated businesses? Factories were still polluting so bad 40 years later that cities like Pittsburgh couldn’t see the sun at NOON because of smog and rivers such as the Cuyahoga were so polluted they were on fire. That’s why Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency. Now cities can see the sun and no rivers are on fire.

Yes, let’s get rid of “big government interference” again, stupid fucking asshole FOX “News” watchers. THAT’S the problem.

Cuyahoga River 1968

Cuyahoga River 2012

Pittsburgh at noon 1948

Pittsburgh 2012

Photos: NOAA, JT Powell Photography,

U of Pittsburgh, Pittsburghskyline.com

And, of course, the Jefferson ideal is only half described by Coolidge to justify his own lazy way of governing. The full ideal contradicts his biased message. Anti-government people just pick up and repeat this falsehood for their own ignorant view that they’re told to think by the stupid fucking assholes on FOX “News” on how the government should be run.

Jefferson had faith in the moral judgment of the common man, it’s true, but that faith was limited only to basic and rudimentary moral and political decisions. He argued that more complex decisions should be left to the elite. And he believed the common people would rely upon their basic moral and political judgment to be able to choose the correct elites to govern them in a free election system.

Oh, those pesky facts.

On Thursday, June 19, Senate Republican Fascists filibustered the Bring Home Jobs Act, which would have eliminated the incentives for corporations to outsource American jobs overseas and create incentives for them to keep jobs in America. The bill would have removed a tax break for moving people and equipment overseas and create a 20% tax break for all costs associated with moving jobs back to America.

Originally, Republicans said they would support the bill, but that was a lie. They added a completely unrelated amendment that would repeal the Affordable Care Act. Knowing Democrats would not include it, it gave the Republicans the fake reason they invented to then oppose the bill, which they were never going to support anyway.

Gee, one more example in a vast sea of examples where Republican Fascists support rich corporations over what’s best for America. Their candidate, Mittentron.0 is the perfect example of how to get wealthy by outsourcing jobs away from Americans. How much of a stupid fucking asshole do you have to be to not understand at this point that Republicans do not want to help you unless you are already wealthy? 99% of Americans will NEVER be rich. That leaves what percent of Americans that the Republican Fascist Party supports? Republicans support a country of the rich, by the rich and for the rich. This way to a plutocracy.

But they can’t do it unless we let them. It’s not too late.

Occupy. Vote. And yes, vote against a plutocracy.

July 20, 2012 Aurora, Colorado

12 dead, 58 injured

My sympathies to the families and friends of the innocent victims.

Thank you, NRA. Keep working your hardest to buy off politicians so we can have no gun restrictions whatsoever. Or, in your douchebag-addled minds, the country with the most gun restrictions in the world somehow enabled this horrific act so we should get rid of the restrictions we do have. Do you believe the 200 or so victims in the theater all should have been carrying guns so this event could have been stopped? You do because you’re stupid fucking assholes.

Is the only way we can get any gun regulation passed is to have Reagan get shot? Because if so, I’ll dig up that stupid fucking asshole’s corpse and shoot him again myself.

“I like it when people who support the NRA buying off Congressmen so it's easier for James Holmes to get assault weapons tell me I'm politicizing a tragedy.” – John Fugelsang

That was Mr. Fugelsang’s way of calling the NRA stupid fucking assholes.

It’s a good thing we can purchase unlimited amounts of guns and ammunition off the internet without any background check whatsoever due to the stupid fucking asshole NRA lobbying (purchasing) stupid fucking asshole politicians. How else could we protect ourselves at home or from a tyrannical government like James Holmes did in Aurora, Colorado?

And how easy is it for terrorists to purchase unlimited weapons and ammo? Well, without any background check, or even having to be a U.S. citizen, it's REALLY FUCKING EASY. Thanks again, NRA.

PR Newswire: As Al Qaeda Instructs Followers to Exploit Weak U.S. Gun Laws, Mayors Launch Tv Ad Urging Congress to Close Loopholes That Let Terrorists and Criminals Buy Firearms

No loopholes were closed. The NRA says it's a violation of the 2nd Amendment and Obama can't take away our freedom. Their purchased Congressmen complied.

America Constitution freedom liberty guns!

Media Matters: Al Qaeda spokesman instructs terrorists to stock up at local gun shows

Daily Kos: Al Qaeda leader instructs terrorists to purchase firearms at U.S. gun shows

What? This wasn't reported anywhere in the right-wing media? Strange. I guess they support terrorists purchasing American weapons without a background check. And only Mexicans need to get out of America for not being U.S. citizens. 

Terrorists welcome. At least you're not Mexican.

I’m very appreciative of all the people who point out to me that after a gun murder spree occurs, the problem is ‘not enough guns.’ I guess I’m the stupid fucking asshole for not understanding this reasoning.

Hey, stupid fucking assholes who speak in extremely illogically absurd hypotheticals - Here are the facts:

Stupid fucking asshole religious whack-jobs are blaming the liberals for the ‘lack of fear of a vengeful god’ as the reason for the Aurora murders.

Stupid fucking asshole right-wing conspiracy theorists are claiming the Aurora murder spree was a staged liberal government plot to turn the U.S. into a police state and take away all our guns.

Is there no end to the amount of stupid fucking assholes that this country is able to produce?

Republicans apparently have a great fear of vaginas. Those dangerous, dangerous vaginas. Vaginas are vastly more (unnecessarily over)regulated than guns.

Yay for the Constitution, freedom, small government and fiscal responsibility!

Stupid fucking asshole Republicans.

Yes, they really think like stupid fucking assholes. Because they’re stupid fucking assholes.

Republican politicians: Are you actually small-minded bigots or are you just pretending to be because you think they are the majority of voters?

Just say "No" to being stupid fucking assholes.

I had a bit to say about this stupid fucking asshole Teabag racism, but this article does it quite nicely. Aside from the title, my favorite part of the article is the last line.

Addicting Info: Tea Party Demands Obama Prove He’s Not A Gay Crack-Head (Not An Onion Story)

And one last thing: Stupid fucking asshole Republicans can go ahead and repeal Obama’s Affordable Care Act as soon as they repeal their own golden socialist health care plans that I fucking pay for.

Good day.

I leave it up to your judgment to determine the stupid fucking asshole here.