'Fair and Balanced' is my motto, after all.
I know it’s difficult to keep up with all the bullshit that
flows out of the Mittster’s ass. That’s why I try to keep track for you. You
have no idea how many shovels I’ve gone through.
This is just the shit that has been piling up over the past
three or four weeks, so some of the kernels you may have seen already. There
are several posts going back months if you’re so inclined to sift through all
the rest of Romney’s shit.
Oh, DO enjoy…
Just how much of a pile of shit is
Mitt Romney? Bigger than you could understand.
Mitt Romney Made MILLIONS from
Auto Bailout & Outsourcing Auto Workers to China!
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Rachel sure is pissed that Romney is a vacuous-headed puppet
with absolutely no thoughts on foreign policy just ready to be controlled by
militant neo-cons intent on starting as many wars as possible. I’ve never seen
Rachel so angry.
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Top 5 Donors to Obama
No. 1: Jeffrey Katzenberg, 61, film producer and CEO of
DreamWorks Animation.
Total: $2.6 million
No. 2: Irwin Jacobs, 78, the founder and former chairman of
Qualcomm.
Total: $2.1 million
No. 3 (tie): Fred Eychaner, founder of Chicago-based Newsweb
Corp.
Total: $2.066 million
No. 3 (tie): Jon Stryker, 54, a Michigan philanthropist.
Total: $2.066 million
No. 5: Steve Mostyn, 41, a Houston-based personal injury
attorney.
Total: $2.003 million
TOTAL: $10.835 million
Top 5 Donors to Romney
No. 1: Sheldon Adelson, 79, owner of the Las Vegas Sands
casino empire.
Total: $34.2 million
No. 2: Harold Simmons, 81, owner of Contran Corp., a
Dallas-based conglomerate
Total: $16 million
No. 3: Bob J. Perry, 80, head of a Houston real estate
empire
Total: $15.3 million
No. 4: Robert Rowling, 58, head of Dallas-based TRT
Holdings.
Total: $4.1 million
No. 5: William Koch, 72, industrialist, South Florida energy
and mining conglomerate
Total: $3 million
TOTAL: $72.6 million
That’s right, to Romney, Shelly alone donated triple the
total of all 5 Obama donors. So sad all that money could have been used for
things money is needed for instead of wasted on a failed bid at the presidency.
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Incredible coincidence. Romney’s “blind trust” managed to
invest $10 million in his macho son, Tagg’s company. And other friends’
businesses as well.
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Attention, military personnel and families! Ann Romney says
knocking on doors serving in Mormon missions is the same as risking your life serving your country in the military.
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The Romney Presidency: A (Plausible) Look Back
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Fuck you, Mitt Romney.
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I'm not the only one compiling lists of Romney's lies, you know. In fact, they're all over the internet.
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The public became more aware of Romney’s lies during the
second debate. Here are some charts acknowledging that fact.
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Does Mitt Romney lie? Does the Pope shit in his hat?
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I don’t say this enough.
Fuck you, Mitt.
Don't forget - Shelly's donated over $34 million now. That circle should be over 3 times larger. |
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I'm not going to say that this late October super hurricane
is being caused by climate change due to human influence. Enough scientists
already are. But whether or not you believe in science, Mitt Romney thinks you
should go fuck yourself if you need Federal Disaster Relief.
Of course, he said this about a year and a half ago, so who
knows how many positions he's taken on this since.
Oop. I knew it. Just in time for Hurricane Sandy victims to
vote for him, he’s pretending to care about them.
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As all semi-intelligent people know, Mitt Romney was never a job creator. Bain Capital was about using tax-payer money to buy already existing businesses (not creating new ones with new jobs), loading them up with debt, draining them dry and selling them off.
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I seriously don't say this enough.
Fuck you, Mitt.
And yes, he said he thinks that his 14% tax rate on $21 million is fair compared to the 16% tax rate on people making under $93,000.
Fuck you, Mitt.
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Joss Whedon
(creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer & Firefly, director of the Avengers)
endorses Romney:
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Looks like Romney’s big fucking fear-mongering lie
that Jeep is sending all their jobs to China (in an attempt to make it seem
that Obama did not save the auto industry) pissed off Chrysler, its employees and swing voters in Ohio. At that very moment Romney was lying,
Chrysler was announcing that it was expanding production in the U.S. and adding 1,100 jobs
in Ohio with plans to add jobs at their Michigan and Illinois plants as well.
Lying douchebag liar who lies.
First, Romney was saying this lie
on the campaign trail. Then he made a TV ad about it. Then he put billboards
up. Then he made a second TV ad about it
because tripling down on a lie isn’t enough. Will quadrupling down be?
Oh, let's not forget about the radio ad lies as well.
Oh, let's not forget about the radio ad lies as well.
When Romney again repeated his
stupid fucking lies even after Chrysler’s blog explained that no U.S. jobs were
being moved to China and that for a fact
more jobs were being added in the
U.S., Chrysler CEO Sergio Marchionne got extremely pissed at the fuckhead lying
sack of shit Romney and sent an email out to Chrysler employees
re-reaffirming the truth.
Fuck off, Romney. Fucking
seriously. Scumbag.
Do people really hate black
people enough to vote for this sociopathic pond scum? Or are they just stupid
enough to believe whichever one of the four opinions he has on every subject
that they agree with? Or do they just appreciate the talent of someone who lies
so effortlessly? Or is seeing him being unable to interact comfortably with
humans some sort of mesmerizing curiosity?
I don’t know about you, but I
think it’s the first one. Did you see the Republican primaries? Republicans
really, really, really fucking hatey-hate-haaaaaate Mitt Romney. So they’re against
the thing they hate more. A skin color.
This is not to say all Republicans are racist. Some of them are gullible
enough to believe all the lies about how Obama is destroying America (even
without being able to provide one example how their lives have been destroyed
because of anything he’s done) simply because their team is the Republican
Party and they always hate Democrats no matter what. I am sad for this blind,
Pied Piper-following form of ignorance as well. But at least it’s not racism.
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Mitt Romney impedes hurricane Sandy relief measures for a
photo-op.
Stay tuned to find out how his running mate prevents
homeless people from getting food for a staged photo-op.
Romney/Ryan 2012
Teabagging America’s Needy
Also, Romney pretends to suspend campaign as promised during Hurricane Sandy. The President actually does.
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Remember in my last post when I showed that according to the
people in other countries, Obama was very much liked? Well, what about Romney?
He did have that foreign tour in July.
Couldn’t make Afghanistan to visit the troops, though.
For fun, go ahead and put ‘Romney insult the world tour’ in
Google. See what comes up.
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The Rude Pundit has something to say about Romney the Liar.
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Oh, yeah. Romney’s a genius. Totally credible as a potential
leader. Who did he choose as his key military adviser? The man who lost bin
Laden. The man who actively hid the Bush plan to invade Iraq for no reason. The man who
lied about Iraq WMD. The man who ignored warnings about the difficulties in an
Iraq occupation. The man who never developed a post-Saddam Iraq plan. General
Tommy Franks. Yeah. Romney’s a man with a plan. A Bush plan, that is. Or, maybe hiring 16 other Bush people onto his campaign is the sign he's got a different plan?
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As a VP running mate bonus, here’s some Paul Ryan bullshit
for the icing on your Romney bullshit cake. Mmmm tasty.
Jeopardize donations for the apolitical soup kitchen? Who
cares, as long as uninvited and unauthorized Republican Paul Ryan gets to bully
his way in and pretend to wash dishes for a golden staged photo oppportunity.
Well, I’m convinced he understands the plight of the needy.
Fucking douchebag.
And here’s video of Douchey McDouche picking up clean pans
& pots and “washing” them. After the soup kitchen was already closed and
all the work was done and the smelly, homeless people were long gone.
Douchebag.
UPDATE: The soup kitchen HAS, in fact, faced donor backlash.
Fuck you, Paul Ryan. You self-centered, Ayn Randian
douchbag.
I wonder how Mr. McDouche is going to make up for his royal bollocking of the needy?
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Oh, and you also might have to inform your Conservative sparring
partner that Obama didn’t take office until Tuesday, January 20, 2009. Then I’m
sure you’ll have to point out to them that that’s 27 days AFTER the plant
closed (Republicans aren’t too keen on mathematics.)
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A nice little recap of some more Romney-lies by Robert Reich:
Robert Reich: Romney’s Latest Lie, His Former Lies, and Why We Must Not Put Liars in the White House
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For any of you who try to tell me that all politicians are
the same, do me a favor, go fuck yourself. Seriously. Go fuck yourself.
And to the media that insists on portraying both Parties
evenly, you go fuck yourselves as well. When politicians lie, IT’S YOUR FUCKING
JOB TO FUCKING POINT IT OUT. You don’t sit there and swing your hollow, wooden bobble
head up and down then move on to your next vapid, inconsequential question. You
are negligent in your duty to report. Murrow is doing goddamn somersaults in his
coffin.
And because I’ve been trying lately to leave off my posts
with something a little more light-hearted, here is a frothy mixture of lube
and fecal matter. Because I find the heights of stupidity that this sad little boy
who never got any attention when he was little can reach to be profoundly entertaining. There are literally hours of Shit
Santorum Says on YouTube, but this was short and, well, just short.
The anti-war, government what, now, little Ricky?
You know what? As funnily ignorant as Santorum's frothy utterings are, I don't feel that video was light-hearted enough. So, here.
Good day.
“To be persuasive we must be believable; to be believable we
must be credible; to be credible we must be truthful.” – Edward R. Murrow
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