I don’t know if I have a special place in my bowels for Texas’ Republican Governor, Rick Perry or not. I seem to hate him quite a bit, though. I think it’s because he is a master of hypocrisy and lies. And as you should know by now, hypocrisy and lies really, really fucking piss me off.
Also, he seems to be stupid.
He’s a lying, hypocritical idiot. The Republican trifecta of qualifications to run for office.
Oop. I forgot “Super Christian.” Would that make it a quadfecta?
Here is a list of random statements I’ve made about Perry and the subsequent comments.
Before compiling this list, I honestly hadn’t realized how many times I made comments about this knob.
I will most likely write more about him, so this list is certain to be premature, but if I don’t post it now… when?
The names have been changed to protect the innocent and the guilty – and all the shady characters in between.