Monday, December 16, 2013

Happy Whateverthefuck 2013 Edition

Welcome to my 3rd Annual “Happy Whateverthefuck” post. FOX “News” and other right-wing mouthpieces like to, for some reason that I can’t wholly figure out, pretend that the religion celebrated by over 80% of Americans is under attack and desperately needs help. Because 12 aisles in Target devoted to Christmas between Halloween and New Year’s as well as the entire store decorated in Santas and reindeer is no match for the single endcap that’s shared by Kwanzaa and Chanukah.

What about the 30-or-so other winter festivals also celebrated this time of year? Most of them are older than Christmas. Can you name even one?

I guess if agitating your base gets your ratings up and increases your multi-million dollar $alary, any bullshit is fair game.

Ho Ho Ho…