Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Happy Whateverthefuck 2012 Edition

**  Attention!  **
**   I'm interrupting my   **
**   "War on the War on Gun Control"   **
**   series to bring you my   **
**   "War on the Fake War on Christmas"  **
**  post.   **

Here’s the 2012 addition to my commentary, ‘Stop Fucking Pretending there’s a Fucking War on Fucking Christmas, Fuckheads.’ It’s the third year, so I guess this is going to be an annual thing.

This narrative has apparently been zipping and morphing itself around the emails and social media sites for the past several years, but this is the first time its light has reflected into my eyeballs. And has done so several times over the past couple weeks. I’ve posted it in its entirety, then added my simple thoughts afterward.