Society is in danger!
Danger, I say!
I would like to address the gay agenda. It is a serious issue. "The gays" are trying to force their ideals upon society. What is this insidious agenda, full of their ideals, you ask? Brace yourself, I'm going to explain it in full detail to you. Please have a seat and try to relax. Breathe deep. Good. I don't want this shock to hit you while you are standing or agitated. No need for a mild traumatic brain injury or an acute myocardial infarction. Ok, here it is, The Gay Agenda:
To be treated equally.
Please, please relax. Have a glass of water. I knew that would come as a shock. But do try to calm yourself.
In reality, there is no "Gay Agenda." There is, however, a blatant "Homophobe Agenda." The homophobes have for decades been trying to force gay people to become straight. They bully them, ridicule them, intimidate them, open taxpayer-funded, crank 'conversion therapy' clinics, used electro-shock therapy on them, genital shock "orgasmic reconditioning," exposed them to noxious chemicals when aroused by same-sex photos, drug therapy, exposed them to pleasant smells when aroused by opposite sex photos, chemical castration, aversion therapy, criminally prosecuted them, accuse them of being child molesters, public shame aversion therapy, satiation therapy (forcing patient to continually masturbate while describing their homosexual fantasies until they disappear - one of many techniques that I believe to be the sadistic fantasies of the pseudo-therapist), "educational skill" therapy (teaches dating techniques, assertiveness training, affection coaching to increase interactions with women), hypnosis, Pseudohomosexuality therapy (the belief that unconsciously, the "victim" believes of himself: 'I am a failure = I am not a man = I am castrated = I am a woman = I am a homosexual'), and the current, most common therapy - faith healing and, uh... yeah - exorcisms.
Yes, the religious are the last bastion of an ignorant, backward thinking mentality - again. As they were when the ‘woman agenda,’ ‘black agenda’ and any other agenda that shows up happens to be that of equality. I'm sure it's just what Jesus or Mohammed or whoeverthefuck would have wanted.
I’m not even going to get into the suppression of their civil rights. I’d like this to be a mini-rant this time.
Horizon magazine article, 1972
At the end of it all, no straight person has ever been forced to become gay. EVER. But many gay people have been shamed to the point where they even lie to themselves that they have been cured of "the gay." Or they just commit suicide because the (pseudo)therapy fucked them up beyond comprehension.
So, yes, society is in danger once again of a tiny, loud, ignorant group trying to force their agenda upon us: the homophobes.
And their "Homophobe Agenda."
July 4, 1776
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.