Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Obama is the Worst President Ever

…Which is why the Republicans have to keep making stuff up about Obama to portray him as the worst president ever instead of producing anything he’s done that would actually make him the worst president ever.

Oy vey.


The right-wing Fucktard Brigade insists that attacks on embassies are a direct sign of weakness on the President’s part. And because on September 11, 2012, four Americans were killed in the Benghazi attack and the Cairo embassy was attacked as well (no injuries or deaths), that proves Obama is weak. 

Well. Ok, Rummy. Let’s fucking go there. Let’s use the utter stupidity of those right-wing cheese-dicks against itself.


1. September 11, 2001
Terrorists hijack three planes and kill 2,996 American citizens

2. June 14, 2002
U.S. consulate in Karachi, Pakistan
Suicide bomber kills 12, injures 51

3. February 20, 2003
Diplomatic compound in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
Truck bomb kills 17

4. February 28, 2003
U.S. consulate in Karachi, Pakistan
Gunmen on motorcycles killed 2 consulate guards

5. July 30, 2004
U.S. embassy in Taskkent, Uzbekistan
Suicide bomber kills 2

6. December 6, 2004
U.S. consulate in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia
Militants stormed and occupy perimeter wall. Kill 5 and wound 10

7. March 2, 2006
U.S. consulate in Karachi, Pakistan
Suicide car bomber killed 4

8. September 12, 2006
U.S. embassy in Damascus, Syria
Gunmen attacked embassy. Kill 1 and wound 13

9. January 12, 2007
U.S. embassy in Athens, Greece
Rocket-propelled grenade fired at embassy. No one injured

10. July 9, 2008
U.S. consulate in Istanbul, Turkey
Armed men attacked consulate. 3 policemen killed

11. March 18, 2008
U.S. embassy in Sana'a, Yemen
Mortar attack misses embassy, hits nearby girls' school instead

12. September 17, 2008
U.S. embassy in Sana'a, Yemen
Militants dressed as policemen attacked the embassy. 6 Yemeni soldiers, 7 civilians were killed. 16 more injured.

Bush    - 12 attacks - 3055 dead
Obama -   1 attack  -       4 dead

By your dipshit standards, George W. Bush is perceived as the weakest modern President ever.

Oh, wait. I forgot bad stuff doesn’t count when it happens during Republican presidencies.

And 9/11 was Clinton's fault.


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Even as of this post, the right-wing, and its defacto leaders, drug-addict Rush Limbaugh and FOX "News" are demanding the Obama administration is lying and covering up the truth about the Benghazi attacks. Because when America is attacked, it's always the fault of a Democrat.

Next on the Republican agenda: uncover just how Obama is personally connected to the 1947 alien crash in Roswell, NM and its subsequent cover-up. We all know Democrats are alien-sympathizers.

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What? FOX “News” is making shit up about the Benghazi embassy attack just to make President Obama look bad? I don’t believe it. No. Wait. Yes, I do.

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Thank you, Daily Show, for pointing out so clearly the complete farcical bullshit that is the hate and fear-mongering racism of FOX “News.”

Baracktose intolerance. Genius.

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Fuck you, Giuliani, you ignorant piece of repeating shit. Listen to what Matthew Dowd actually fucking says, you dumb motherfucker. Hey, I got an idea: after the Twin Towers are attacked, why don't you put the command center IN the Twin Towers? It's not like you now know that it's a fucking terrorist target and hey, it's so conveniently close to the media.

Soledad, thank you for being a real journalist. Why do you work for CNN?

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Any other bullshit conspiracies that the right-wing invents about Obama?

How about this…

BARACK OBAMA IS A BAD SOCIALIST! @JohnFugelsang / Caffeinated #14

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The sad thing is, this Venn diagram doesn't even come close to including all the Obama conspiracy theories the Conservatives keep throwing at the wall to see what sticks
They're a hateful, desperate bunch.

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Hmmm. Any other race baiting, fear mongering conspiracies invented by the right-wing about America’s first black President?

Is there something you’d like to share with the class, Jon…?

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The title of this article speaks for itself:

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And this video also speaks for itself. The election is over (except for Karl Rove, I think), but here are the people that voted for Romney and the reasons why.

I'm not sure if this scares me or if it's just sad.

Ohio Romney Rally - Interviews with Supporters

Is Obama a Christian, an Atheist or a Muslim?
Silly question, I know. Obviously, he’s all three, dammit.

Interested in more? Here’s part two.

Ohio Romney Rally - Interview B-Roll - Social Issues

Good day.

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