Monday, September 17, 2012

#September Seventeenth

Much of today’s angertainment
will deal with the Middle East.
Much of it will, but some of it will not.
Whatever the case, I hope you’re entertained
and the lessons won’t soon be forgot.


Creationists snarkily ask, "If evolution is real then how come it's just a THEORY and not a LAW?" They feel that since they are ignorant of the definition of “theory,” this is somehow proof that their pretend, uneducated, magic, made-up, fairy bullshit is just as valid as science. Here is the educated response: 

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Discarding multiple warnings about bin Laden and imminent Al Qaeda attacks, President Bush instead went with his gut and decided Al Qaeda wasn't a threat.

I don’t know why this is new news. Even I wrote about this over two years ago.

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If you think teachers are the problem, please show me their responsibility for the recession. Show me how they drained your 401k retirement plans and gambled with it and lost. Show me how they caused you to lose your house, your job. I haven’t been able to find it. Might it be that if we are no longer taught, then we won’t be informed and will be more easily misdirected away from the real cause and that’s why teachers are being falsely accused? If we are only fed corporate propaganda with no education to combat the corporate Fascism, who wins? If we are distracted from the actual causes, who loses?

Politicians and the Wall Street banks and corporations that own them destroyed middle class America.

Not teachers. Not unions. Not Planned Parenthood. Not Sesame Street. Not health care. Not social security.


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Hey Republicans:
You love to claim that 50% of Americans pay no taxes. That is false. It's only income taxes that they aren't paying.

And why aren't they paying income taxes?

-They are children and have no income to tax.
-They are unemployed and have no income to tax.
-They are retired and have no income to tax.
-They do not earn enough to even reach the bottom tax bracket.
-There were tax breaks, but they were only part of the stimulus program and have long since expired.

But the ones that have jobs are paying all the rest of the taxes that are taken out of their paychecks. Not to mention taxes on all they buy.

You complain about these people who have nothing to tax, yet are outraged at the suggestion that tax loopholes are removed so millionaires and billionaires pay the same amount of taxes as the ever-dwindling middle class.

How can an entire Party collectively have a brain tumor that impairs the most simplest of analytical thought?

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"Former Florida Governor, Jeb Bush says it's time for President Obama to stop blaming his brother for the economy. Then, when asked why he, himself is not running for President, Jeb Bush said, 'My brother.'" - Conan O'Brien

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Benjamin Netanyahu is trying to force America into another needless, destructive war. Fuck off, Bibi.

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Hey ladies, if you are still unsure whether or not Republicans fear you, hate you and want to subjugate you…

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Actual quotes by Republicans. Click image to enlarge.

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There are untold amounts of religions in the world. Almost all of them proclaim that if you are not a member of their religion, then you are going to Hell. Since no one is a member of all religions, it is safe to postulate, according to religious doctrine, that  everyone is going to Hell, no matter what.

You can’t argue with that logic.


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I know I’ve blogged a million times about how FOX “News” lies all the time, so this time I’m going to let someone else do it.

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Here’s a photo of Mitt Romney right after giving a speech full of lies in which he used the death of the U.S. Ambassador to Libya, Christopher Stevens, to score political points against Obama.
Fuck you, Mitt Romney. You fucking smug piece of shit sociopath.

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I did not write THIS. I am jealous of the person who did.

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The Teabaggers were teabagged. Ha motherfuckin ha.

Save the Troy Library "Adventures In Reverse Psychology"
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For fuck’s sake. It is difficult to NOT talk about FOX’s lying.

The truth? A U.S. Ambassador was killed. The Libyan President offered his condolences. After that, President Obama called the Libyan President and thanked him for offering his condolences. FOX “News” intentionally misrepresents the information in their headline, knowing their fucking mentally handicapped cult members won’t read beyond that headline. To them, it seems that Obama thanked Libya for murdering Americans.


In the meantime, Libya has arrested four of the terrorists responsible for the embassy attack, which resulted in four American deaths.


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And fuck you, Scott Walker. You mouth-breather.

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Mittens R. Moneyfucker said on this Sunday’s Meet the Press, “I'll balance the budget by the end of my second term. Doing it in the first term would cause, I believe, a - a dramatic impact on the economy. Too - too dramatic. And therefore the steps I've put in place and we've put together a plan that lays out how we get to a balanced budget within eight to ten years.”

So, Obama was being called a failure by the Republicans less than six months into his first term, but Moneyfucker’s ten-year plan is just honkey dorey?

Twats. The whole fucking hypocritical Republican Fascist Party.

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The more you know, the more you know you don’t know as much as you thought you knew.
You know?

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So, this video has two and a half million hits:

Wrong Direction's "Disclosure" - A Full Frontal Freedom production

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Hate groups have increased by 755% since Obama took office. Hey, Republicans, tell me again how racism is dead because we have a black President.

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Hey, Republicans, thanks for trying to turn America into a corporate-run feudalist state. The world sees us for what we are, a failing democracy, you disenfranchising, Plutocratic, scumfucks.

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This bit of right-wing ignorance has been hitting the internet:

Let’s put this bit of ridiculous, conservative, cultish non-thinking into perspective, shall we?

First, let’s ignore that it was a complicated matter that lasted years. Then, let’s ignore that it wasn’t only about Americans being killed. Then, let’s ignore that the terrorism actually had to do with the terrorist leader of Libya at the time, Gaddafi. Then, let’s ignore all the world-wide Gaddafi-sponsored terrorism after Reagan bombed his house – unless you believe all the subsequent airplane hijackings, arms-dealings, hostage-takings, kidnappings, hangings, executions of hostages and the bombing of Pan Am flight 103 in Lockerbie, Scotland on December 21, 1988, killing 270 people by Libya is to be considered “quiet for almost 25 years.” And finally, let’s ignore the fucking fact that “somebody” did not apologize for anything. Ever.

Libyan terrorists that had nothing to do with the Libyan government attacked a U.S. Embassy. The right-wing’s reaction is that we should bomb Libya’s President.

Offhand, I can’t think of any American terrorists bombing any foreign places (they seem to stick to bombing things within America), but that’s like saying that since Timothy McVeigh bombed a federal building, we should bomb the White House because McVeigh is American.

You ignorant, unthinking fucks. People like you make me ashamed to be a human being.

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Where’s Charlie Hodge with my water and my towel?

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And, in case you were wondering, studies show conservative rhetoric promotes hatred of anything and anyone who is not a white male.

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Libyans carrying hand-written signs like this were appearing all over the place after the embassy was attacked. They had even written them in English (no easy task – imagine you trying to write in Arabic) so we viewers of the news in America could directly read their heart-felt messages and not rely on someone else translating it to us.

People like this man make me proud to be a human being.

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On a related note, violent, anti-American unrest has erupted all over the Middle East and North Africa (and beginning to spread all over the world in Muslim areas) due to a fifteen minute long anti-Muslim handi-cam quality video that was released on YouTube. At first, it was believed that the American Embassy in Libya was also attacked because of this video, but has since been determined it was a pre-planned attack by the terrorist group, Al Qaeda, to coincide with the September 11 anniversary.

Your first reaction is to say fuck those Arabs, right? Bomb them all and turn the Middle East into a parking lot. Admittedly, I thought that way after September 11, 2001. Life, however, is not so simple for a thinking person. And since then, I’ve decided to use that squidgy, three pound (1,360 gram) information sponge resting comfortably between my ear-holes that evolution has so graciously provided me with.

I feel like giving a half-assed history lesson, so STFU and pay attention, all you trolls out there in the internet wasteland. You have to understand where these people (yes, they’re average, everyday people, just like you and me) are coming from.

Our Western culture is very different than Middle Eastern. Everything they do is approved by their religion-controlled government. They know that if they are told something, it was approved by their government. So, when a video made by a douchebag  in the United States that insults their prophet is released, they think is was either created or at the very least sanctioned by the U.S. government prior to the public seeing it. They have no concept of free speech. We may understand that the video is stupid, or that burning books is stupid, or that carrying protest signs that say ‘God Hates Fags’ is stupid, but it’s free speech. In the Middle Eastern world, only that which is allowed by the government is shown. So, they think our government is responsible for a video that insults their prophet. And certain terrorist leaders, who do understand America’s freedom of speech, ignore it and use this unrest to foment even more violence against America. The common people know no better. And that is why they are attacking anything American in their countries.

Plus other stuff.

And that concludes today's half-assed history lesson.

Me? I feel sorry for their suppression. And I’m saddened it always results in violence. But hey, that’s organized religion for you. ALL organized religion. Keeps people ignorant so they’re more easily subjugated.

Here is deeper insight by a more knowledgeable man than I - Hisham Melhem of Al Arabiya News…

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And who is also fomenting this anti-American violence in the Arabic world? That’s right, Republicans are, with their right-wing conspiracy bullshit lies that are read overseas and believed to be real.

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Mitt Romney's ineptitude is a threat to America.

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In a thirty-two country poll including more than twenty-six thousand people, 81% of those who wished they could vote in the U.S. presidential election said they would vote for President Barack Obama over Romney.

What’s that now, about President Obama’s “bad” foreign policy, Republicans? Even though you keep saying Obama’s foreign policies have reduced America’s standing in the world, it actually seems that the world doesn’t like the Republican's isolationist, hate & fear-mongering foreign policy platform. Wait, did the world just prove the Republican Party to be a bunch of self-serving liars?

As for domestic policy…

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Science, bitches!

For an explanation of its purpose:

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All right, true believers, the time has come. Let’s conclude today’s info-blast with this brain cell-murdering tidbit: Drug-addict, Rush Limbaugh suggests that Al Qaeda gave up bin Laden to President Obama just to make the President look good. This way, he’ll get re-elected and nothing will be able to stop him from destroying Israel.

Discuss this human shit-stain’s comments amongst yourselves.

Good day.

I hope this translated correctly. 
عذرا أهل الإسلام. هذا الفيديو لا يمثل البغيضة أمريكا أو المسيحية


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