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If, after any of the (pick any of the 33,000 fatal & 84,000 nonfatal) gun violence incidents in the USA, your response is to say:
“If guns were illegal, they could have used a knife.”
Fuck you. They didn’t.
or…
“If guns were illegal, they could have used a rope.”
Fuck you. They didn’t.
or…
“If guns were illegal, they could have used a bat.”
Fuck you. They didn’t.
or…
“If guns were illegal, they could have used a rock.”
Fuck you. They didn’t.
or…
“If guns were illegal, they could have used their bare hands.”
Fuck you. They didn’t.
Fun fact: Right now, this very moment, knives, ropes, bats, rocks and hands are all easier to get than guns. But people still use guns. Because guns can cause the most murder with the least effort. The precise function for which guns are manufactured. And yes, guns are too easy to get. As is shown 117,000 times per year in America.
If, after any of the (pick whichever of the 33,000 fatal & 84,000 nonfatal) gun violence incidents in the USA, your response is to say:
“People are killed in pools but you don’t want to regulate them.”
Fuck you. Not only are pools way the fuck more regulated than guns, but the 300 or so pool deaths per year are accidents. As opposed to the 11,000 accidental gun deaths per year. And how many people were intentionally killed with a pool as opposed to the 22,000 intentional murders by gun per year? Yeah, exactly. Fuck you very much.
or…
“More people die in cars.”
Fuck you. That’s no longer the case. Deaths by car accident are steadily going down DUE TO REGULATIONS AND SAFETY MEASURES. You need to take a written test and pass it, and an operational test and pass that, too before being licensed to drive. And you need to take out insurance on your car before you’re allowed to drive it. To buy a gun, you just need to buy the gun. There are now more deaths by gun than any other man-made item.
Fun fact: bananas are more regulated than guns in the USA.
If, after any of the (pick whichever of the 33,000 fatal & 84,000 nonfatal) gun violence incidents in the USA, your response is to say:
“A good guy with a gun can stop a bad fuckety fuckety bla.”
Fuck you. That almost never fucking happens. And in the rare cases that it does, the “good guy” often shoots the innocent victim who has no gun. Because the “good guy” is a fucking yahoo pew-pew moron. Just like your untrained ass would do, given the opportunity.
http://www.vpc.org/press/self-defense-gun-use-is-rare-study-finds/
or…
“I need a gun to protect my house.”
Fuck you. No one said you can’t. And your penis is sooo big, by the way.
Fun fact: I once got into - sorry, I mean - One of the dozens of times I got into a gun argument with an open carry ammosexual, I made the “penis compensatory” accusation. The ammosexual who was compensating for his tiny penis thought he had one over on me by saying anti-gun people are making that up and then demanded I present proof that ammosexuals are just trying to compensate for their tiny penises. Well, here’s a book written by an open carry member who named the dad in his story, “Richard Strong.” Get it? Dick Strong. Seriously. Dick Strong. The title of the book by the tiny penised open carry ammosexual is “My Dad Has A Tiny Penis and My Mom Has Penis Envy.” Or something like that.
https://www.amazon.com/Parents-Open-Carry-Brian-Jeffs/dp/1618081012
If, after any of the (pick whichever of the 33,000 fatal & 84,000 nonfatal) gun violence incidents in the USA, your response is to say:
“It’s because we don’t have adequate mental health care.”
Fuck you. That’s 2% of the problem. And you are ignoring the fact that the GOP keeps blocking health care. Any health care. And when health care is put in place, they spend millions trying to get rid of it. So, fuck you again.
or…
“The second amendment.”
Fuck you. Your pussy ass isn’t in a well-regulated militia. You know, that first line of the second amendment that you keep conveniently ignoring in order to perpetuate your stupid pussy-ass desire. You’re a weekend warrior wannabe. Join the service, you fucking manly man.
or…
“Guns don’t kill people, pe blyah blyah blah.”
Fuck you. That’s what background checks are for. People, you dickheads. But any time somebody says we need background checks, your dumb fucking face spurts out ‘WAAAAA! Second amendment!’ FUCK YOU. Fuck you, the GOP and the NRA. You domestic terrorist-enabling taint nuggets.
Fun fact; I would like you to go fuck yourself. I no longer tolerate your selfish bullshit desire to have a gun. All your “proof” as for why you need to have guns are lies. You either cherry pick information or flat out lie. You are a liar. And/Or stupid. Definitely a pussy who can’t use words.
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/obama-to-gun-owners-im-not-looking-to-disarm-you/
Bonus Fuck You:
And if you claim the second amendment was to protect citizens from tyranny, then you really are too fucking stupid to own a gun. Let me pose this scenario to you:
“As the founders of this brandy-spanking new government, let’s put in a clause that enables farmers and blacksmiths and wheelers to shoot us to death if they disagree with us. After all, that voting thingy is soo Ancient Greece. All in favor…?”
Fuck you.
And if you say we should pray for the victims, really fuck you.
Bonus Fuck You #2:
If you want to blame atheists or Muslims or gays or GMOs or anything except the superfuckingeasy ability for assholes like you to get guns, then fuck you.
Good day.
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